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But thats simply ignoring how inept OSUs offense, and Terrelle Pryor in particular, were throughout that game.Take out the one drive at the end of the first half, and OSUs offensive drives netted totals of 9, 11, 4, 0, 7, 60 (field goal), minus-3, and minus-1 yards. Those are numbers that would make Cleveland Browns fans wince.Mike was right about one thing though: Wisconsins offensive linewhich announcer Matt 31-84 Millen regrettably gushed about during the pregamewas beyond lousy, as they failed to open any running lanes for John Clay and, much worse, allowed six sacks.Watching Tolzien take a beating on Saturday certainly gave many fans unwanted flashbacks to last Monday nights Packers/Vikings game, when Rodgers hit the turf eight times.The good news for the Packers is they get Detroit and Cleveland next. The bad news for the Badgers is they get Iowa.You know Iowathe only unbeaten team in the Big Ten.Iowa, the team thats won 10 games in a row dating back to last season.Iowa, the team thats beaten Wisconsin in five of its last seven meetings, including a 38-16 beatdown last year.But despite their unblemished 6-0 record, not everything is perfect with Kirk Ferentzs team. While their upcoming schedule is soft enough to prevent a repeat of last years long losing streak, they need to beat Iowa if they want to once again be considered anywhere near the elite teams in the Big Ten.Here are the Channel 3000 three storylines to Saturdays homecoming battle for the Heartland Trophy: 1. Get Down On The GroundEven though quarterback Scott Tolzien had his worst day as a starter against Ohio State, he only looked truly befuddled twicehis throw that was intercepted by Kurt Coleman in the first quarter for a pick-six, and his futile attempt to get a high five from someone, anyone after the Badgers successful fake field goal went for a touchdown in the second quarter.(I smell a new catch phrase here, namely, the use of Tolziened instead of snubbed. Try this out: Youre waiting to buy a drink. The bartender keeps passing you up to serve attractive women. You turn to your friends and say, Im getting totally Tolziened here! Yeah, I know Tolzien was the one that got snubbed He wasnt doing the snubbing.

But come on, dont ruin my brand-new catchphrase with your Vulcan-like logic.)Despite Tolziens not-that-badday, look for Bret Bielema and Paul Chryst to make things easier on their QB this Saturday by pounding the football with John Clay.That should give the Badgers the best chance for success on offense. Wisconsin leads the Big Ten in rushing, while only one Big Ten team gives up more yards per rushing attempt than Iowa. 2. Flip the ScriptLast week both of Scott Tolziens interceptions were returned for touchdowns. This week at quarterback the Badgers face Iowas Ricky Stanzi, who has already thrown eight interceptions, three of which Iowas opponents have returned for touchdowns.The Badgers have nine interceptions on the season but, like showboating 49ers cornerback Dre Bly, have yet to take one to the house.In what looks to be a game dominated by defenseIowa is third in the conference in defense but a lowly ninth in scoringthe Badgers would love to do to Iowa what Ohio State did to them last week and score with their offense on the sidelines. 3. In only three games he has 17 receptions for 192 yards and three touchdowns.Tolzien and Stanzi rely on Graham and Moeaki for their success as much as John Oates relies on his partnership with Daryl Hall to pay his mortgage. Whichever tight end is best able to make plays on Saturday may be enough to make the difference. This article is also featured on Fan Interference.

"Talking Stain" in Running to Be Named "Top Super Bowl Commercial of AllTime"; Consumers to Vote in Online ContestCINCINNATI, Jan. 23 /PRNewswire/ Tide to Go's memorable and award-winning2008 Super Bowl spot, "Talking Stain," has been named one of the top ten SuperBowl commercials of all time by CBS' hour long primetime special, "SuperBowl's Greatest Commercials 2009." During the special, which airs January31st, "Talking Stain" will compete for the number one spot against nine otherpopular ads from over the years. From now until the airdate, viewers can go to to watch the commercial and cast their vote for Tide to Go's"Talking Stain." This year, CBS' show will be hosted by Jim Nantz, Lead Play-by-Play Announcerof THE NFL ON CBS, and co-hosted by Daisy Fuentes, airing Saturday, January31st (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. The top three pickswill be revealed during the show, and viewers will be able to go online atthat time to decide which commercial will take home the ultimate title. "We are honored that our ad was chosen as one of the top Super Bowlcommercials of all time," said Kevin Crociata, Tide Marketing Director."Everyone can relate to those embarrassing and inevitable stain moments thatcan happen when you are at work trying to impress your colleagues, and that'swhat makes the commercial resonate so well with viewers."Tide to Go's popular Super Bowl spot, the winner of numerous accoladesincluding number one spot on YouTube's Ad Blitz, number 10 ad on USA Today'sAd Meter and a top five ad from the Wall Street Journal, provided a humorouslook at the embarrassing consequences of stains by featuring a chatteringstain that overshadowed a job candidate's interview. Tens of thousands of consumer voteswere cast for the top 10 finalists, chosen from 230 entries, and four of thetop finalists, including the winning spoof, were shown on Primetime TV lastSeptember.This contest coincides with the recent launch of Tide to Go Mini, whichfeatures the same powerful stain fighting formula as original Tide to Go, butis smaller and more portable, easily fitting into small handbags, clutches orpockets. The Tide to Go Mini is available nationwide for a suggestedretail price of $2.99 for one pen and $5.49 for a two-pack.

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